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woman, completely frustrated by her husbands apparent lack of commitment to the relationship, insists:

"Leroy, if'n you caant pay me at least one compliment, right this instant, I'm walkin' out the door and will never be back!"

Leroy, a southern boy not exactly gifted with a silver tongue, thinks long and hard before responding, not wanting to screw this thing up...

"Well, ever since the baby came, I'd say you don't sweat much for a fat girl" :embarrass:
 

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woman: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

Man, proper response: "How do you think the Dodgers will do this year? Think they'll win the pennant?"

Man, relationship ending response: "It's not the pants, it's your butt that makes your butt look big!"
 
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